Résumé Failures and Faux Pas

Good Morning, Readers!

Ever wonder if your résumé is up to the tough challenges of the current job market? With a large amount of top talent, like you, on the hunt for a new career, people are beginning to get a little creative with their résumés and cover letters to spark excitement.

While some spunk may grab the attention of the hiring manager, others are a downright no-go. Today, I couldn’t resist sharing a very interesting and rather baffling CareerBuilder survey I found called “Common and Not-So-Common Resume Mistakes That Can Cost You the Job.” Here are the unforgiveable blunders they discovered:iStock_000018568936Large

  • Résumé was submitted from a person the company just fired
  • Résumé’s “Skills” section was spelled “Skelze”
  • Résumé listed the candidate’s objective as “To work for someone who is not an alcoholic with three DUIs like my current employer”
  • Résumé included language typically seen in text messages (e.g., no capitalization and use of shortcuts like “u”)
  • Résumé consisted of one (run-on) sentence: “Hire me, I’m awesome”
  • Résumé listed the candidate’s online video gaming experience leading warrior “clans,” suggesting this passed for leadership experience
  • Résumé included pictures of the candidate from baby photos to adulthood
  • Résumé was written in Klingon language from Star Trek
  • Résumé was a music video
  • Résumé didn’t include the candidate’s name
  • On the job application, where it asks for your job title with a previous employer, the applicant wrote “Mr.”
  • Résumé included time spent in jail for assaulting a former boss

Do your résumés have any of these formidable faux pas? If so, time to do a serious round of editing to get it up to snuff! Take a look at my post, Reasons for No Résumé Responses, for more helpful hints.

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Warm Wishes,

Anita

5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. jbo77
    Nov 14, 2013 @ 14:46:53

    I can’t believe that people would submit résumés like the ones listed. I am so thankful that I have had great advisers in high school and college to help me develop mine.

    Reply

  2. Julieta A. Lisbo
    Nov 01, 2013 @ 09:32:51

    The way the resume is prepared speaks of the applicants personality and capability. I do believe the manager knows what to do about it.

    Reply

  3. Doug
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 10:03:26

    hu says there misteaks?

    Reply

  4. ccperkinson
    Oct 29, 2013 @ 08:16:59

    you can’t tell me there are people who actually make these ridiculous mistakes..wow

    Reply

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